Barbie has enjoyed an illustrious and varied career as a teacher, an astronaut, a doctor, a scuba diver and now, in celebration of her 50th birthday, Barbie is a shameless hussy.
The all-new Barbie comes with her own tramp stamp and tattoo gun.
I am hoping that upcoming accessories will include: hepititis meds, a crack pipe and three babies fathered by three different Kens.
…instead of this kind of thing
